Ladies I am about to spit
diamonds at you, listen up!
1.) Your man is not one of your
bitches. (I'm owning that word today!)
Of course you want him to give one rat's ass about your girl gossip, or
which belt looks better with that top. If he cried at that one commercial, you
know the one. If he wanted to decorate the house with you for the holidays, if
he noticed when you had your ends trimmed, and layers touched up. Or if he’d
answer your 51 word text with more than 3 words. That would be perfect right? Wrong.
You want a woman, go get
yourself one! Just ask my Lesbos, they know, it isn’t just about the sex,
hello!
All the feminine details, or as the guys call it, Drama. Save it for your posse. If you’re going to tell him a story- give him the man version, get to the point, or don’t be pissed when he’s yawning.
Stop bitching about what he’s NOT doing. When you expect him to be one of your girls you’re not able to see
the gifts he does have to offer.
2.) He doesn’t want you to be
perfect.
That’s your own trip, stop projecting it onto him! F**k perfect.
You may want to lose your
love handles, chances are he doesn’t care. Maybe that first night he saw you
shaking your sweet thang you thought it was the hot dress you had on or the way you
did your hair that drew him in. Nope. It was your essence, your aliveness, the way
you danced like no one was watching and laughed out loud with your posse. He glimpsed
your soul and that’s what hooked him.
Your man is your man, stop
with your emasculating expectations!
You want to turn him on? You
want to be so sexy he can barely breathe. Do a Striptease, girl, take off your
pretense, all your trying, seduce him with your own stunning soul!
